Dear Heathcliff, I have a problem with my parents. I started college in September and everything is going great. In October or so I joined a gay and lesbians society and since then I have been officially ‘out’. I was planning to break the news to them over Christmas but it never seemed to be [...]
Dear Heathcliff I went on holiday a few months ago with Ryanair. While mid flight I went to use the toilet and was stopped by a very attractive young women, she wispered in my ear ‘would you like to join the mile high club?’ I asked how much it would cost me? She slapped me [...]
Dear Heathcliff, Christmas is coming and my purse is getting skinnier and skinnier. I’m going out with a fella who I don’t really love but is good craic. We have fun but he’s definitely not a keeper, ya know? I’m running short on cash, and with the Christmas coming up I wonder should I give [...]
Dear Heathcliff, I want to know what my boyfriend gets up to on the Internet. I think he is talking to girls on line or maybe even worse than that. He works in a pub on Saturday evenings and I stay in his house all weekend. I know he’s up to something. Is there any [...]
Heathcliff, I’ve just farted in the office. It was a silent but deadly parp, but I fear that very soon the list of suspects will narrow down to just me. Eek. CyberKid (Received via e-mail) To avoid being fingered as the mystery farter I suggest employ some techniques I learned while studying confusism. It’s important [...]
Dear Heathcliff, My girlfriend right, she really wants to fight me. Like all of the time. Not a proper boxing match or anything but she will often ‘ambush’ me when I’m heading into the sitting room or to bed. It’s more like wrestling than anything else but she loves it. She didn’t even have any [...]
Fancy yourself as a no-nonsence advice columniust? Think you know better than Heathcliff? Well, here’s your chance. Check out our featured weekly problem below. Dear Heathcliff I am a recently heterosexual male in my twenties. In an attempt to impress my girlfriend, I waxed off every single body hair (apart from my eyebrows and the [...]
Fancy yourself as a no-nonsence advice columniust? Think you know better than Heathcliff? Well, here’s your chance. Check out our featured weekly problem below. Dear Heathcliff, I have a food and love related problem. My fiancé comes from a really close family and they are always inviting us over for Sunday dinner. The thing is [...]
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