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Fuzzy Logic Fuzzy Logic Where’s me jumpa?
Fuzzy Logic Fuzzy Logic Where’s me jumpa? | Where’s me jumpa? |
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IT’S been one year, almost to the day, since my jumper went missing. I’ve hunted high and low for the precious garment but there’s no sign. I’ve launched a major global campaign, ‘Where’sMyJumper.com’ which I’m sure you’re privy to, but all that has turned up is a few tenuous leads and flaky dead ends. I will endeavour to continue on this long, lonely path until I find out the truth, no matter how hard that is to swallow. I’ve been reliving that fateful night in my head over and over for the past 12 months. It was such a nice holiday apart from the geansaí episode. I had been wearing my sweater proudly for the duration of the trip; people had stopped and complimented me on what a pretty little number it was. Then, for some reason I still don’t understand, I left the jumper alone in my hotel room while I had a slap-up meal and got royally ballbagged. Registration is required to view this content, registration is FREE |
