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Fuzzy Logic Fuzzy Logic My All Night Romp With Russell Brand | My All Night Romp With Russell Brand |
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A REGIONAL newspaper columnist has admitted to having a lusty all-night affair with loudmouth comic Russell Brand. The legendary lothario — who had been chasing the regional funnyman for some time — stunned Clare People ‘humour’ columnist The Zeitghost by sinking his teeth into his bum as he bedded him an incredible SIXTEEN TIMES in a hour. The Zeitghost smiled, “It was a savage night of riding. I’d say it was the best night I’ve had since Clare’s All-Ireland win in ‘95. We did it in all sorts of nook, crannies and mad spots. At one stage he spent two hours looking for an old Subutteo pitch in the attic, he then rolled it out and we SCORED on that!” The Zeitghost fell for the funnyman after the pair bumped into each other at the Ennis mart, where the big-haired, horny-toad Brand spotted the 27-year-old Clare stunner and made his move. Registration is required to view this content, registration is FREE |
