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IT’S been one year, almost to the day, since my jumper went missing. I’ve hunted high and low for the precious garment but there’s no sign. I’ve launched a major global campaign, ‘Where’sMyJumper.com’ which I’m sure you’re privy to, but all that has ...
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CAMPBELL’S soups are now to be called Erin soups. Can you believe that? Everything you ever thought you knew about soup ...
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A REGIONAL newspaper columnist has admitted to having a lusty all-night affair with loudmouth comic Russell Brand.
The ...
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Dear Sirs,
IT IS with great sadness that I read about your festering dispute over the gorgeous Gorse Hill, and how a ...
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STILL in the throes of the momentous week that was, let’s take a look at the life and times and the hidden history of Be...
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GOALS, goals, goals. I’ve been watching lots of goals lately. Screamers, tap-ins, daisy-cutters, speculative efforts fro...
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MYSELF, Kevin Myers, Fintan O’Toole and John Waters were sitting around playing Kerplunk when Eoghan Harris sends me a text asking if we wanted to go play a game of five-a-side. Wa...
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SORRY to spoil your St. Patrick’s Day hangover, but I’ve got some sobering news: we are in the middle of a global recession. Markets are collapsing, currencies are weakening, the v...
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THIS week is a tremendous week to be Irish, what with St. Patrick’s Day on the near horizon, the Cheltenham racing festival coaxing most of our most brazen yahoos across the water ...
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MOTHER Russia has a new president. It’s the old president again, but cunningly disguised as a new president. The incoming bigwig Dimity Medvedev has vowed to stand alone, to be his...
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THE big news story that is sending the nation into fits of apoplectic agony and ecstasy, while simultaneously causing the rolling tickers of 24-hour news channels to go into retina...
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I WAS studying a milk carton the other day – life is what you make of it, after all – and I noticed a thoroughly unnecessary and irksome ‘Easy Pour’ declaration embossed into the c...
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IT’S awards season. What do you mean “what’s an awards season?” It’s the time of year they give out awards, dummy. You should know considering you’ve been nominated in the category...
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TODAY is Super Tuesday in American presidential electioneering parlance. Obviously, if you’re not reading this on Tuesday, then it’s just Regular Wednesday, Humdrum Thursday, Insip...
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I TRIED in vain to stay up late and watch the WWE Royal Rumble the other night. Sadly, sleep took hold and I slipped into the arms of Morpheus, or rather he put me in his deadly in...
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THE nation embraced a sub-zero clique of wandering penguin botherers last week with the triumphant return of the Beyond Endurance team who had just trekked to the Antarctic, plante...
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VINCENT Browne is starting his new TV show on TV3 this week, and he has snaffled an exclusive interview with Bertie Ahern. By exhausting my web of contacts, I have managed to procu...
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January
In News.......Ireland’s sordid tryst with the devil’s dandruff is exposed, as a study by one of the country’s universities reveals that every Irish banknote tested prove...
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THIS comes with a health warning attached – not from the Government or even from the much-maligned Health Services Executive, but from the self-appoin... |
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 Marty Morrissey I said it publicly on Sunday night in Logue’s Pub and Restaurant in Ballyvaughan so I may as well put it on the record here as well. My favourite driv... |
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 Cormac MacConnell HOURS before the opening of the big Maytime festival of oysters and lobsters and music and song, I arrive in Carrigaholt. She is putting on her powder... |
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Fuzzy Logic 
